“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
sabrina-is-at-221b-bakerstreet:
oh my gosh
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
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Omg
haha whatup my selfie got 100 notes and i only had to reblog it 95 times
ĀJUST IN TIME.
JUST IN TIME FANDOM.
ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY
ITāS A LAW
EVERY.SINGLE.TUESDAY.
My Dad said that if I get 2,000,000,000,000,000 notes I’ll get out of the Cage!
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦wait. Is that even possibleā¦
FOR SATAN
I think I might get released in a hundred or so years at this rate! Thatās not bad!
If we can get a girl a fluffy chicken, we can release the devil from hell
Reblog if you’re a girl that likes any of the following:
- X-Men
- Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
- Batman
- Star TrekĀ
- Star Wars
- And pretty much anything thatās action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it wasĀ weirdĀ that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vaginaās that doesnāt impair us from enjoying an action film.
Women of tumblr please back me up.
why arenāt these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than ākeys in handāFatality
Umm so since Iām stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?Ā
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
āBut there were times,ā Dumbledore went on, āwerenāt there, when you were not sure you would succeed in mending theĀ cabinet. And you resorted to crude and badly judged measures such asĀ sending me a cursedĀ necklaceĀ that was bound to reach the wrong handsā¦ poisoning mead there was only the slightest chance I might drinkā¦ā
You know, Iāve seen a lot of Disney Mom āHappy Motherās Day!ā posts going around, but all of them Iāve seen neglected one very important Disney āmom.ā
So props to Nani, who - for all her shortcomings - genuinely loved her sister and only wanted the best for her. She had to be a mom because she had no choice, and she did her bestā¦ her level best. Even if she got frustrated, even if she got scared.
And in the end? She made it work.
Actually crying.
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
this is probably the greatest thing iāve ever seen in my entire life
wow
YES. ON FUCKING POINT.
